Ode to the Chaos I Always Find
A poem for the books that nobody balanced

They called it “a few things that need cleaning up,”
Which is a polite way of saying the books blew up.
The close hasn’t happened since sometime last spring,
And nobody’s quite sure what the balance sheet means.
There’s a suspense account aging like fine vintage wine,
With entries from 2019 or maybe 2009.
Intercompany balances? Oh, those don’t agree.
One side says a million. The other says three.
The acquisition closed in February last year, how exciting!
But the PPA? Unbooked. The entries? Unwritten.
Seven months later the auditors call,
And the only sound louder is the Controller’s footfall.
(Out the door. Gone. Best of luck, y’all.)
The AR aging is more fiction than fact,
Full of customers who moved and never came back.
And somewhere out in the field, on a well site or three,
Are assets deployed that the GL can’t see.
Then there’s the money they never collected —
Reimbursable costs contractually protected.
But nobody built a process, nobody sent a bill,
So, the margin just quietly walked downhill.
I walk in on a Monday. The coffee is cold.
The CFO’s chair is empty. The story is old.
They hand me a spreadsheet and a wish and a prayer,
And a look that says, “Please tell us something is there.”
Something is there. It always is.
Under the chaos, the wreckage, the fizz.
A business that works, it just needs the right hand,
To build what was missing and help the thing stand.
So we build a close calendar. We reconcile each balance sheet line.
We book the acquisition. We make the books shine.
We find what was leaking and send out the bills.
We train up the team and install the controls.
And six months from Monday, the auditors call —
Clean opinion. No findings. No drama at all.
The CFO exhales. The owner smiles wide.
And I pack up my laptop with just a bit of pride.
Because the chaos was never the end of the story.
It was just the beginning — of someone else’s glory.
Kim Neal, MAFM
Fractional/Interim Financial Turnaround Specialist.
I fix broken finance functions. (And occasionally write poems about it.)


