Ode to the Chaos I Always Find

May 28, 2026

A poem for the books that nobody balanced

They called it “a few things that need cleaning up,”

Which is a polite way of saying the books blew up.

The close hasn’t happened since sometime last spring,

And nobody’s quite sure what the balance sheet means.

There’s a suspense account aging like fine vintage wine,

With entries from 2019 or maybe 2009.

Intercompany balances? Oh, those don’t agree.

One side says a million. The other says three.

The acquisition closed in February last year, how exciting!

But the PPA? Unbooked. The entries? Unwritten.

Seven months later the auditors call,

And the only sound louder is the Controller’s footfall.

(Out the door. Gone. Best of luck, y’all.)

The AR aging is more fiction than fact,

Full of customers who moved and never came back.

And somewhere out in the field, on a well site or three,

Are assets deployed that the GL can’t see.

Then there’s the money they never collected —

Reimbursable costs contractually protected.

But nobody built a process, nobody sent a bill,

So, the margin just quietly walked downhill.

I walk in on a Monday. The coffee is cold.

The CFO’s chair is empty. The story is old.

They hand me a spreadsheet and a wish and a prayer,

And a look that says, “Please tell us something is there.”

Something is there. It always is.

Under the chaos, the wreckage, the fizz.

A business that works, it just needs the right hand,

To build what was missing and help the thing stand.

So we build a close calendar. We reconcile each balance sheet line.

We book the acquisition. We make the books shine.

We find what was leaking and send out the bills.

We train up the team and install the controls.

And six months from Monday, the auditors call —

Clean opinion. No findings. No drama at all.

The CFO exhales. The owner smiles wide.

And I pack up my laptop with just a bit of pride.

Because the chaos was never the end of the story.

It was just the beginning — of someone else’s glory.

Kim Neal, MAFM

Fractional/Interim Financial Turnaround Specialist.

I fix broken finance functions. (And occasionally write poems about it.)




June 1, 2026
The Cheapest Investment Your Business Will Ever Make (And Most Owners Skip It) I got a call from a business owner a few years ago who was in a panic. His Controller of six years had just given two weeks' notice. No real warning. No documentation. No handoff plan. Just a resignation letter and a pile of processes that lived entirely inside his head. By the time I came in, we were three weeks from year-end. Nobody knew which vendors were on autopay. Nobody knew the exact steps for running payroll in their system. Nobody had done month end close, except to provide whatever he asked for. Nobody knew why certain accounts were coded the way they were - they just knew that Joe had always done it that way. We got through it. But it cost the owner significantly more in time, stress, and consulting fees than it ever needed to. And the painful part? It was completely preventable. What a Standard Operating Procedure Actually Is I want to clear something up right away, because I hear this all the time: SOPs are not just for big companies with compliance departments and three-ring binders full of policies nobody reads. An SOP is simply a documented answer to the question: "If the person who normally does this weren't here, could someone else figure it out?" That's it. It does not have to be fancy. It does not have to be long. It can be a one-page checklist. A short Loom video. A Google Doc with twelve bullet points. What matters is that the knowledge exists somewhere other than tribal knowledge inside someone’s head because people leave, get sick, go on vacation, and have bad days. The businesses that scale smoothly are almost always the ones that figured this out early. The ones that stay stuck in chaos - where the owner is answering the same questions over and over, where every month-end feels like starting from scratch - are usually the ones that never did. Why Financial Processes Are the Most Important Place to Start You can survive a messy marketing process. You can work around a disorganized sales workflow. But when your financial processes are not documented, the consequences are immediate and expensive. Think about what happens without them: The same transaction gets coded three different ways depending on who is doing the entry that day. Your books are inconsistent before you even get to reconciliation. Month-end close takes three weeks when it should take five days, because nobody has a clear checklist of what needs to happen in what order. You bring in a new bookkeeper or controller, and the onboarding takes months instead of weeks, because everything they need to know is scattered across email threads and in someone's memory. Your CPA or CFO spends the first hour of every meeting cleaning up questions that a good SOP would have answered before they ever arose. And perhaps most critically - when something goes wrong, nobody can trace it back to where it broke down, because there was no defined process to begin with. I have walked into organizations at every size - from small family businesses to multi-entity PE-backed companies - and the ones with documented financial processes are simply easier to manage, easier to audit, easier to scale, and easier to hand off. Every. Single. Time. What to Document First If you are starting from zero, don't try to document everything at once. You will overwhelm yourself and nothing will get done. Start with the processes that are highest risk if they are done wrong or if the person doing them disappears. For most businesses, that list looks something like this: How invoices are received, coded, approved, and paid. This is your accounts payable Procure to Pay process, and it touches cash, which means errors here are expensive and can sometimes be fraudulent. How you reconcile your bank accounts. If this is not happening consistently and correctly, your financial statements aren't reliable. Period. How you run payroll. Payroll errors affect real people's lives and can trigger regulatory issues. This one should be documented in detail. How you close the books each month. What accounts get reconciled, in what order, by whom, and by when? What's the sign-off process before the numbers go to leadership? How new vendors get set up. This is a fraud risk area. Knowing exactly who can add a vendor and what verification is required protects you. Those five alone - documented clearly - would put you ahead of the majority of small businesses I've encountered. The ROI Nobody Talks About Here is what I want you to take away from this: an SOP is not an administrative burden. It's an asset. Every hour you invest in documenting a process pays you back every time that process runs correctly without your involvement. It pays you back when someone new can onboard in days instead of months. It pays you back when an auditor asks how you handle something and you can hand them an internal control document instead of scrambling to reconstruct what happened. It pays you back when you're ready to bring on your first real finance hire and you can show them exactly what "good" looks like. And it pays you back the day someone walks out the door, because you won't be the one left holding the chaos. One of the first things I do when I work with a new client is spend time documenting their core financial processes. Not because I love paperwork but because everything else I do for them works better when this foundation is in place. Better reporting. Cleaner audits. Faster close. More confident decision-making. It is, genuinely, the cheapest investment most business owners will ever make. And it is almost always the one they put off the longest. Don't wait for your version of that panicked phone call to figure that out. Kim Neal is the founder of Pump Up Profits, LLC, providing fractional and interim Controller services to small and mid-sized businesses in the Houston/Pearland area. If your financial processes could use some structure - or if you're not sure where to start - let's talk . Connect with me here or visit pumpupprofits.com #SmallBusiness #FractionalCFO #FinancialLeadership #SOPs #BusinessOperations #Bookkeeping #Houston #Pearland #PumpUpProfits #CFO #Controller #ProcessImprovement